January 19, 2019

Always. #womensmarch #womensmarchsf

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January 19, 2019

Fanny packs are the new social justice accessory. Good for holding Band-Aids, bail money, and stickers for kids.

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January 18, 2019

What's up, drunk Poshmark purchase. You're gonna make this party litttt. (Yep. I said what I said.)

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January 17, 2019

I did the #10yearchallenge and all I learned is that I'm still happy even if I don't strip for photographer boyfriends anymore.

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January 15, 2019

Presented without comment.

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January 14, 2019

I got a "talking to" for my "true but controversial" choices at work today.
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January 13, 2019

I made this human. I made the best human.

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January 12, 2019

Hey @magnoliabrewing, I gotta say, Mark the bartender is a superhero. He put up with @astrophobic and I for the longest time and didn't once spit in our beer!

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January 12, 2019

Look at what I just found! I can't wait for Jeremiah to read this to me.

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January 11, 2019

I am a very mature adult.

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January 10, 2019

If you knew, you'd blush.

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January 9, 2019

This is not a staged photo. This actually happened while I was trying to stage a photo. #neversexy

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January 7, 2019

Sometimes this is my job.

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January 4, 2019

#nurseseyeview #justgimmethecoffee #wheresthestarbucks

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January 3, 2019

Yeah, our tree is still up. Because who has time to take the tree down when Spider-Pardner is sitting in your very. own. living room.

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January 1, 2019

Jokes aside, today was a lot and this is what I needed.

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January 1, 2019

Did I bribe my kid to be good for a visit with @parksandrekt with pizza. Yes. I did. #butwhosthefather

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December 31, 2018

Success! I found a chair and good lighting. #cruzintogether 📷:@carabear

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